Monday, October 31, 2011

My desires

  • I want a distributed peer-to-peer scalable indexable spam-resistant low-latency high-bandwidth version-controlled real-time hardware-accelerated virtualized customizable Unicode-compliant multiplatform internationalized extensible fast embeddable scoped sandboxed self-verifying anonymously-developed profitable secure popular standardized open free memoizing multi-core multi-machine concurrent parallel programming language.
  • I want a distributed peer-to-peer scalable indexable spam-resistant low-latency high-bandwidth version-controlled real-time hardware-accelerated virtualized customizable Unicode-compliant multiplatform internationalized extensible fast embeddable scoped sandboxed self-verifying anonymously-developed profitable secure popular standardized open free memoizing multi-core multi-machine concurrent parallel editor.
  • I want a distributed peer-to-peer scalable indexable spam-resistant low-latency high-bandwidth version-controlled real-time hardware-accelerated virtualized customizable Unicode-compliant multiplatform internationalized extensible fast embeddable scoped sandboxed self-verifying anonymously-developed profitable secure popular standardized open free memoizing multi-core multi-machine concurrent parallel platform.
  • I want them all NOW!