Why <X> is not the ultimate programming language (or: Why I hate <X>)

• <X> forces me to duplicate code and effort
• <X> doesn't run my program or my libraries
• <X> ignores my efforts to communicate
  
• <X> is slow and has no way to speed it up
• <X> doesn't have an expressive enough type system
• <X> refuses to accept that it is wrong
• <X> cannot be changed
• <X> prevents itself from being understood
• <X> can't understand what I am doing
• <X> will not tell me what it did or what it is doing

In case you haven't realized, this is a template; substitute a programming language for <X>. (e.g., C++, Haskell, Ruby, ...)
I hope the opposites of these are not mutually exclusive...
I suppose this can be generalized beyond programming languages to software in general.